Wait, the Morgpie?

It’s ok we’ll QA in prod

I don’t get it pls halp

Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline

Oh, I get it!*

*No I don’t

I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit.

And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?

I don’t get it pls halp

That’s a big ass bucket

North Korea has a subway system?

Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts

DeWalt gang rise up

the smoker has an app? Who gives a shit about a smoker for an app…

it’s jumps not jumped

lol forgot about fucking KONY

wonder what that ol’ fella is up to these days!

(is he dead? he’s dead isn’t he?)

so much this!

where are y’all hearing the mau numbers anyways?

TIL revenue can be measured in ounces, neat-o

nice Grinch joke

As they always always always do. Acts of violence are inevitably used to justify growing the security and surveillance apparatus