As if the world hasn’t collectively had its head up it’s ass recently…

This is my kind of shoulder cat.

“You wouldn’t hit a man with glasses…,” said the man who stole someone’s glasses.

And it slaps eternally.

Somehow an improvement to both.

Holy frijoles!

I can hear the switches flipping…

Lmao. I meant “blows my mind.” I was half asleep typing on my phone, so I’ll blame that. Either way, I’m leaving it :)

Good for him. He’s made some of my most favorite music, and for that I am forever grateful. I’ve read about his work ethic, and the fact that he’s still alive blows. I’m glad to hear he’s going to take it easy.

“Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he’s gonna die the fat death.”

Go boof some kale, or something.

I’m so glad I don’t have kids. If I walked into a day care and saw that every solid object had a fucking screen on it, I’d burn the place down.

He cuts off a dude’s dick and taunts him by eating a sausage in front of him.

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Well, just feed it to the cat.

Like the Pizza Hut turned Bank turned Chinese Food Restaurant turned Fed Ex Pack and Ship

Sweet Lord.

Fuck yeah! I can’t wait for their reunion tour, just as soon as Charlie gets back from Australia.

Oh, like a poop knife.

Scraaaaaaaaaaape. Ahhhhh.

He is holding the People’s Choice Award, and what you see are two glass pillars. Here is a better image: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/459/418/575