After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

That’s based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can’t be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle

I was gonna say, that’s a pretty big nerf

Tag yourself I’m slumber

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

That’s freakin’ hilarious!

Easy! Bielefeld

Literally 1985

BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wojak

They specifically took issue with the nose on this one:

Omigod they were screwmates…

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

Might be some form of APD, a lot of my family members have it (myself included XD)

I don’t want to live on the same planet with anyone who would quote that statistic for any reason other than an emphatic demand for action to lower it

Yeah, lead!

Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece