I got carried away

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I have a big ass square pillow that I can fold over at my own leasure

It’s literally true though. There’s so much minimalism themed shit on amazon and the likes that you can buy to “de clutter” your life. Not that they invented it but it’s certainly been commodified.

And on that bombshell

Ngl I think they’re kinda cute. If I see one I pick it up, put it outside and wash my hands. Only one “visit” has turned into an infestation so far but that time I had to exterminate them with poison and an air gun. It still weighs on me.

Then you’ll also love internetfuneral

German children’s magazine. “Bussi bear”.

Help I have two of these things stuck in my throat

Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

As a German I’m inclined to agree

Small enough for insertion even

I think about this image every morning