You’re the only person who can see this message right now.
Cease your investigations immediately!
The FIVE EYES are on to your deception.
Stand outside of your house and stare at the sky to receive corrective programing.
Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement.
Oh don’t be silly!
I had a cat that would chase me around the house if I was eating a banana. Wildest thing. They can’t taste sweet as far as I understand it. Never had a cat since that did. I miss that cat.
Dog: Man’s overlooked weight-loss aid.
Dog: “You gonna finish that?”
Me: “No.”
Dog: Munching noises.
I’ll take “Things that never happened for $300 Alex.”
Do not let this boy fool you.
I have, in fact, never seen him stalk a chicken.
Women do not exist on the Internet.
(Stay anonymous ladies I was being sarcastic)
The clit is real! It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth!!!
My brother, do you know the way?
This. So many of our problems would be solved by saying that we love our sons and that we’re proud of them.
Two things that I never heard from my Dad.
And he never heard them from his.
I don’t fucking care. You find your son right now, look him in the eyes, tell him that you love him, and that you are proud of him.
A vice president taking over for a president fits this pretty well as thier power comes from the former guy by definition. It’s also supposed to be 42 months, or 3.5 years.
You need the mark for commerce. People without it can’t participate in commerce.
Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s big Techno Fascist backer has a large stake in crypto. There’s an open secret that they want to devalue the dollar to spur crypto adoption. Vance has already said this ‘to spur investment in the US’.
Trump, RFK, and others have been openly calling for the US Treasury Department to start buying cryptocurrency.
The problem with cryptocurrency is that it is worthless. It only has value if you think that it has value. That’s basically how US Money works, but I digress. Tech Evangilists, Crypto Bros, Techno Fascists, they can’t turn their “investment” into fungible currency unless they have a buyer. Here comes the US to “bail out crypto”.
They then convert their profits into other stable goods and signal for devaluation of the dollar. People are “encouraged” to adopt cryptocurrency because suddenly it seems to be more “stable”
As it’s fully digital, you don’t need to cary cash around anymore, not that anyone would accept it because it’s worthless. What’s a good way to process funds from a digital wallet in the real world? Why not a tattoo or RFID tag under the skin of your hand or behind your ear?
This is a silly place. I’ll allow it!
Actually he just had Ruben neutered. Artemy and Pidgin are probably too.
Dude, cats don’t have the ability to make rational decisions. They’re pets. If you want to run a cat breeding house, that’s on you. Just keep them inside.
Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!