Or “25?”

Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.

“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”

Dark Moaf sounds badass

You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!

The cob betrays you!

That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.

My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.

This is why I pause after someone says “What?”

Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.

We’re finally getting to the root of the problem.

The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.

He was a grown man! He had a beard!

I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!

Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken

Her?

It’s easy as 123, ABC, you and me, in the GMC, girl!