I’m helping!

He hasn’t fallen down because he doesn’t realize he’s dead

Goofy, you’re facing 10 years in prison

Congratulations, you have understood the lesson Monopoly set out to teach us: This Nightmare Must End And Never Happen Again

Jokes aren’t real, open your eyes sheeple!

Actually the idea that memes should be ‘good’ is a dangerous lie perpeuated by the capitalist cishet white patriarchy. Memes are supposed to be brave and important.

Son of a bitch…

You guys have been predicting the collapse of capitalism for like 150 years. At some point you have to admit that your theory was wrong and go back to the drawing board. This is just sad.

If you think Das Kapital is in any way ‘science’ you’re fucking stupid

Somehow I’m not surprised the tallest one is the must successful

It could be a bumpy road, but go for it. Remember that no matter what happens, someone else has probably been there before and has asked for help online

For privacy and security? Yes. For usability? Noooo.

Legally there’s nothing they can do

I’m sorry, I thought this was America

You can buy a Snap-On hat even if you don’t own any of their tools

Outstanding, thank you for this

Typical Chinese overengineering. When faced with a similar problem the Soviets just used rifles.

He’s going to feel so relieved

This is what it looks like when you stream the match from some sketchy website, after you close all of the popup ads for gambling.

It’s definitely real, it was in Gran Turismo 2