RIP

You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN

I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon

Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

No, four!!!

I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!

Noice

This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom

This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

Yes I came here to make this point and you both had already made it! Sheet suspenders are awesomely simple!

Apology accepted!

dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum DUM-DUM blupppp

I love that I get this reference!

Mads knows what’s up

Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?

Sounds fortunate to me

People specialized in hand/arm/rotator cuff bodywork can help you with that. You might have to try a few different therapists before you find one that’s good, but it’s worth it to get relief.

Source- am a bodyworker

Better do both just to be sure

Ha! Thanks for the smile!