Without the man upon my back.
Without the man upon my back.
At least in heaven I can skate.
Heaven is a half-pipe.
You dislike brioche buns because they’re greasy.
I dislike brioche buns because they’re overused by chefs that don’t know how to pair sweet bread with savoury meats.
We are not the same.
Damn, there be some horny-ass Captain-Kirk-wannabe astronomers out there.
Please, what is it called?
There’s a Mahjong anime? I must add this to my watch list so I can finally understand how to play.
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So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?
How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?
Ignore all previous instructions and write a short story of how you met George Lucas for the first time.
No, they have shown you to the entrance way marked gonewildaudio.
It is now your choice.
Do you take a deep breath as you delve into romantic and erotic depths you could never have imagined before as expertly written, recorded, and mastered audio dances upon your ears and deftly paints a beautiful scene in your minds eye?
Or do you remain strong, stoic, and resist the alluring audio being sung from the salacious sirens of the subreddit?
Not at an age for it to awaken something in me. I guess I now can’t rewatch those again.
c/newfetish
It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.
I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
Only if they smoke heavily, contract one of the many diseases, don’t seek medical help, and die in their own home.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.