Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

Very well done sir, my greatest regards for this woderfull shitpost

And the duck needs to gave a very detailed human like face

Hit your broken marriage with a hammer, that usaly helps. Better?

Bob the builder hits stuff with his hammer to fix them…

Hit her with a hammer, that usualy helps

The dog is standing on cans so he would learn how to hold a pose for a dog competition, sad stuff.