I had to get rid of my US Robotics (freshly rebranded from… I can’t remember?) 56k when I moved last time. Part of my soul was left with that modem.

This modem:

Fourteen forty? You ballin! My 4800 baud ain’t got shit on you!

(I can still hear the different connection handshakes)

Tungsten!

But you’d still have your handsome face, and that modeling career in Albania (or some Balkan country)… Still.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_a_Life_(American_TV_series)

Comedic gold.

Bort. Bort. Bort.