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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
A schmetterling is the approximate amount of shit one spackles into the bowl of the toilet after a particularly fibrous day. It’s not so much that it clogs the plumbing or anything, but it certainly leaves a schmetterling of evidence behind for the next man to attempt to knock loose with his stream.
A very beautiful word.
Ah, I thought consoles were still rolling with 30. Haven’t owned one in years.
Isn’t 30 the standard on console anyway? Doesn’t seem too bad if they’re getting close. Either way, every time the game is delayed it gives me renewed hope that the developer at least cares about getting it right. And hey, if they fuck it up, the modders will have Anomaly 2 or something similar coming down the pipeline within a year or two.
I’m more of a Mephisto guy myself, but it never hurts to run Baal.
🎵 Fruit and vegetables keep us alive… 🎵
(OP imagining the invention of the hamburger)
“HOW EVER CAN WE EAT THIS GLISTENING PUCK OF MEAT WITHOUT GETTING OUR HANDS ALL GREASY?!”
I perceive remaining time much better with an analogue clock. It’s also why I perceive time in fractions. I think it’s the superior clock, and people should probably learn to fucking read one since they’re everywhere.
I also think it’s kind of insane that we’re not at least learning how to read cursive in schools anymore. There are countless documents written in English that English speakers will not be able to properly decipher.
Le reddit we did it doggos!
I imagine he spent the entirety of the ban raging like Dennis Reynolds and counting down the days. “IDIIIOOOTS! IDDDIIIIOOOOTSS!!!”
Who knows. I’m straight and I don’t care for a dog’s energy at all, which is unfortunate because nearly every dog I meet really loves me. They’re just not my thing. They’re stiff, they’re clacky, they’re clumsy, and they stink. They climb up and try with all their strength to get their mouths/noses right up in my face, and I hate it.
I am nice to them, though. Don’t get me wrong. They don’t know that I don’t like them.
This was always the silenced PP7 for me.
Bro grabbed that one Alduin skin off the Nexus.
Oh, botha… Wew… As dey say… When in da Hundwed Acre Woods… 🤷🥂
I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat already.
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THE SCROLLS! I swear this generation is reckless for upvotes. I only caught a glimpse and I saw the position I’m going to be shitting in when I die.