Offensive language.

Needs this to be in the middle.

It’s how I market my sperm…

It’s all very well people going on about accordion man’s impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you’d soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.

Back in the day I was told:

The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps

The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

Dell are shit. It was a good day when the last Dell in the family was switched out for Macs.*

*I don’t like Macs either but I could plausibly refuse to support them on the basis that I didn’t know how they worked and the hardware is all locked down.

How am I supposed to ask for my yellow bentines now?

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

Exploits of a mom

What if the gut biome is secretly controlling the brain? What then, huh?

Dirty fuckers.

The word ‘cat’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence…

I reckon that Don being who he was and Frank being who he was there’d have been an incident at some point anyway. Jimmy Carl Black on the subject: https://youtu.be/rdZAx5YnwGE?si=E7YHJH-5psNxKyGe&t=1371

Where can I read about that?

That he was and I think that Captain Beefheart was also a strong contender.

I think that Zendaya’s version was also inspired by Hajime Soroyama.