Nice try.

If I see XcQ, the link stays blue.

Comcast is sad that it can’t fuck us in hidden fees anymore. I feel terrible…just terrible for them.

Protip: ruin your own credit score so thieves can’t open credit cards in your name. Gotta stay one step ahead!

Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car

God I never gave that a second thought but they’re right, its just sucking in and blowing farts onto my clean hands

We’re arriving into the future and seeing how its turning out, but it sure seems more bitter than sweet.

If this exists as a sticker you’d probably find it on the back of a stop sign in Portland

I would not be surprised if regular people tolerated 5+ minute ad breaks for a short video. Too much bs has been normalized for that to be much of a surprise anymore.

Like a frog slowly heating in a pot of water, you can get used to just about anything if you’re apathetic enough.

And yet I still haven’t seen a single ad in years or one of these new warnings to allow ads. Thank god for ublock origin