I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?

And this is why you don’t put a Dunkin Donuts in a strip mall that shares plumbing with a Taco Bell.

I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn’t matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

Now read this in your head as Norm Macdonald doing SNL Weekend Update.