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  • ProfessorZhu@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlIdentify yourselves.
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    1 year ago

    Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his “back pocket”

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    Neo’s eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him “get out, they’re coming for you Neo” into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he’s in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!






  • There is so much to unpack here that I think someone would automatically get a honorary degree if they bothered to refute this. It’s incredibly absurd to me that we have artists doing charcoal drawing so expertly crafted that it could pass for a hi-res photo, people mixing mathematical formulas with the lessons of classical art to make recursive multimedia pieces, etc etc. Art is in a fine place, there is a lot of it sure but the masterpieces are still out there