Fuck Nintendo. You can’t even sell an nes on fucking ebay without getting harassed. I managed to sell my Switch faster than it could get taken down at least.

I will never buy anything from Nintendo again. Ever. Even Apple is a more ethical company which isn’t saying much. Being better than Nintendo is an incredibly low bar to meet.

Fuck! How am I going to refuel this fusion reactor I brought back from the future? You can’t have shit these days.

Somehow it would’ve not been offensive if the deal lasted all day. If it only counts during the window of time where people were dying in mass, that’s unnecessarily fucked up.

Pro-tip: if you upload your poop onto the internet, it becomes a part of a relatively small small category of training data. Virtually any AI bot trained on poop will have a high likelihood of having your poop in it. This way anyone that uses it is looking at your poop.

If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to win any argument then cool

But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?

Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.

I don’t how how women know all I have are the original flavor because they usually make an excuse to leave 0.2 seconds after showing them my cumsock collection.

/s (I forgot where I was going with this)

I mostly watch pornhub for the storyline and character development dynamics trust me bro.

Sorry for whoever this offends but the lug nut flavor is better.

Seriously. You can’t even get loose risc-v chips even from mouser and especially not ebay or alibaba. I’m not counting those bullshit low pin coint microcontrollers, I want an actual microprocessor with a parallel bus and peripherals so I can do personal computing stuff with it. And is at least more powerful than a Pentium 1.

With arm cpus you can at least get the bottom of the barrel microprocessors no one else wants. A53 1.4ghz chips are actually reasonably priced but beyond that it’s not. Arm is currently a better contender for a “build your own computer” type thing.

Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that’s beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.

Actually female poop is different from male poop.

Source: I’ve never seen a woman before but I’m pretty sure female poop smells like strawberries.

I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.

Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I don’t doubt pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.

I’m glad it didn’t happen because I got to pet a cat while the world was supposed to be ending.

I can’t remember what I had to do to get modded firmware on my ps2 but I put a 80gb hard drive in it and everything was awesome.

Does it work on old ass Nvidia gpus or does it have to be pascal or later?

Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔”

If I don’t have anything floral and penile enough, I’ll compensate by using the word “moist” several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.

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I deal drugs for a cheap price but I deliver them in my ass. They have to be retrieved on camera for my OF.

“we can’t draw pixels anymore without making graphics cards stupidly expensive because of Reasons ™”

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