False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.

Why would they be a bigger circumference than a diva cup? The circumference of a diva cup matches that of the figure on the left.

Right? Its feet look really long, even if it was an emaciated, dead, mountain lion.

Where did the picture for this meme originate? Was it just a dead mountain lion that someone posed, until rigor mortise set in on its bones?

Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.

The card is about BIOLOGICAL fathers. If your dad’s gametes didn’t make you, then you might want to choose a different card.

Why did you bother reading it here?

It’s a real joke of a card when you’re forced to hand it off to the man you’ve been told to call “dad” throughout life, knowing good and well he did NOT make any part of you.

That’s the room where the litter box goes.

I get that. I like the number line approach, and respect it, but I have also observed seasoned math coaches fumble the visual explanation of a division by fractions problem where the numerators and denominations were relatively prime. As soon as the guy had drawn the first fraction and began to say, “we’d multiply by the recipro-…”, I could tell it was going to be long problem. He just stood there, and then asked, “well, how would I go about explaining the ‘keep change flip’, if you will?” He ended the problem by saying he might just explain that the distance drawn for the first fraction needs to be repeated on the other side of the fraction to show the multiplication by the denominator of the second fraction, and then that distance could be broken into parts to demonstrate the division by the previous numerator of the second fraction.

Basically he ended the problem by saying, “let’s just reflect it! Then we can break it up.” There wasn’t really a sound justification for the reflection piece of the process, other than saying, “we need to multiply by the reciprocal of the second fraction, so we’ll just have to multiply by its denominator it had, prior to flipping it.”

That was the quietest meeting I have ever seen amongst that group of adults.

It’s going to be okay:

Edited to add this: Singapore math insists however, that we eliminate the use of visuals in describing arithmetic within the rationals. They encourage that users of common core rely upon the number line, and solely the number line for thorough and most mathematically sound representations of arithmetic, even when involving the division of fractions.

For those not up to speed to with common core, remember how the teacher used to draw a diagram of a bunny hopping from one integer to the next integer to represent adding given integers, such as 4+3, or -2+1? Imagine that representation being used with problems like 1/7 divided by 5/49, and no decimal approximation is allowed. It’s fascinating and truly something to appreciate from the standpoint of someone who truly loves mathematics. I think it makes for great discussions amongst math graduates like myself, and other math enthusiasts. What does that mean for those who are not so enthused? Sometimes it means the teacher receives death threats from angry students. You can’t make everyone happy.

Really? I figured the scam behind that one was some kind of trafficking with pieces of art being used as cover for the sales involved with it.

Eh, some studies say it’s nothing. Here’s the wiki for it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad

I honestly think some people only become famous overnight so that someone can move large amounts of money from one hand to another through the use of someone else’s name.

Those people probably got the triad, though. Do you still wet the bed? Do you start fires? Do you torture animals? No? Then you’re probably fine! Being an introvert doesn’t necessarily make you a potential serial killer. Now, if you fit the triad, you might want to get some help.

No offense, but any time I have heard a woman call herself this, it was always some woman that everyone thought was a total C_.

The Galápagos is pretty much paradise. If you can, check it out some time.

The Galapagos deserves its own level at the top of this. It’s literally, “don’t eat any green apples you find on the island, okay?”

It’s like I’m looking at a line from a Pretty Reckless song, but it’s not about a party.