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I could only read this in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice, which made it…. weird.

Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!

Why has no one mentioned this style? I’ve had one for years, and there’s never been a clog it couldn’t fix.

“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update

Orange. And when my students would ask why, I would tell them that it’s a bright color like red, but red is an angry color - stop, fire, mad emoji. Orange is a happy red!

I’m not saying he’s right, but I’m saying I understand.

Dude, I haven’t hear the name Rockbox in yeeeeeears! I had that in my first mp3 player that predated the iPod. I don’t remember the name of it, but Rockbox really improved the interface.

“In Russia, Mastodon joins you!”

–The punchline to every Yakov Smirnoff joke.

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush