NoSpiritAnimal

Dog’s old as fuck

No you nailed it. The meme is a poor metaphor because it implies that the system has ever been superman or that OP believes it to have been superman.

Or that capitalism only behaves like Homelander when times are tough.

For many people Capitalism has always treated them like Homelander. For many people they’ve never seen the Superman fascade.

So this meme reads as though the creator only recently learned some world history, or has some privilege in life but is becoming aware of reality for others.

You could also fix it by just having Homelander say “I’m you!”

Both images should be homelander.

This meme’s got the spirit, but not a great visual metaphor

Giving Egyptians the plague?

Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

This looks like the discount and out of season pile at the back of the store. Note the Halloween decorations in the background.

The top isn’t even the real inner boot. You’ll note OP has a weird panel screwed into theirs. Here is an image with both sets:

Here is the bottom of the moon-boot:

Terrific username for posting cloaca facts

If you don’t have a cloaca you can’t use birds

Roll for initiative

From the article:

Xbox has no plans to abandon hardware, despite what these sales trends may start to suggest.

From the article:

Xbox has no plans to abandon hardware, despite what these sales trends may start to suggest.

But if we’re talking about console sales, Microsoft has been downplaying its need to sell hardware for years now, pushing the idea that you can experience Xbox anywhere, namely on PC with day and date Game Pass releases, and on other devices through cloud gaming, which remains a niche market. The path to cash has been Game Pass subscriptions, as it’s more valuable to have players paying a monthly/yearly fee that will end up being far more money than a single console would be

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

Execs are ruining

I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

Console skyrim mod enjoyers are weeping having to re-download 75 mods because Todd liked the word Creations more.