Well I have hope. It might be unlikely but that doesn’t make it impossible. And if it ever happens that one is officially captured or whatever I want you to remember me.

Sister you might want to sit down for this surprising info: Bigfoot isn’t real. The thylacine is. And extinct animals are rediscovered regularly. Like the Galapagos tortoise that was officially extinct for 113 years and the Voeltzkows Chameleon was extinct for 107. The University of Queensland considers it “highly probable” that the thylacine was still alive at least until the 90s based on video and photograph evidence, which again- Bigfoot isn’t real. The thylacine is. So it’s apples and oranges to try and make that comparison between them. Even the ivory billed woodpecker has just last year been likely photographed again. Like am I crazy here? Thylacine isn’t a cryptid. It just hasn’t been seen in a long time. Have you heard of the coelacanth? We only knew about it from fossil evidence until a fisherman found one living!

Heres a list of other animals once thought to be extinct

Good news! There have been sightings and paw prints found. She’s out there!

What’s KD, precious?

Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank

I called them that too. I think I remember a Flintstones one.

Haven’t visited Reddit since I came here last summer. I love it here. It’s not perfect, but it’s ours

Keep trying though

Wait I don’t get it. Please send help. Is it like a flowchart?

Here are two friends chatting. Right friend tries to tell a story about “showing” something . Left friend (annoying friend in this meme) interrupts the story to label right friend as “showerrr”, meaning someone who shows.

In the second frame left friend is in a shower, a play on the word from the first frame.

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Extra funny bc of Throckmorton’s sign which is a penis joke in radiology.

Yes but knowing that he was a gobshite made him wise

Scrub daddy is good because it lasts much longer than the standard sponge, and you put it in the dishwasher and it keeps going. Scrub mommy is the opposite IMO. It’s significantly more expensive than standard sponges while offering nothing different.

That scoundrel!

I need to get off the jinternet

heard he got a bat

Your honor, is white collar crime a legitimate get rich quick scheme or an unthinkable sin ?

Okay right on. Thanks Scrubbles. Do you have any reccommendations for Mastodon?

I see that I can follow them on Mastodon, but it seems like all their posts are just meta announcements vs curated links. Should I be following their individual editors instead? I want to love Mastodon but I just can’t figure out how to find good content there !

Ya! OP is just hiding behind this Wikipedia article on chiropractors loaded with all those so-called “sources” from scientific journals. I bet she doesn’t even have a nice story about a time she went to a chiropractor and felt better.