Is Shaka Ponk metal? Probably

Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers

“Little ass plugs” are called “grub screws” btw 😂

In 30 years you’ll catch up and they’ll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!

Fuuuuckin hell, I haven’t seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.

Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

And missing “u” and “ur”

Can I interest you in a turkey in these trying cums?

No native English speaker would say “do these get any bigger” rather than “…come any bigger”

So I’m assuming the shopper was a non-native speaker and the shelf stacker was JUST HORRIBLY RACIST OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO SOMEONE

Edit - apparently I forgot that Americans are fucking retarded 😂😂😂

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I’m way too European to understand?

I was 30 when Far Cry came out

Yeah I’ll buy the next one

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

More like a bunch of folk who were turfed out of Europe for being a bit too religiously weird

That takes some doing in the 16th century 😂

It’s the opposite. I’ve lived in both modern, and backward countries.

When you’re driving somewhere and you see “50” to your destination, it’s infinitely preferable for that to be Km rather than miles. Makes every journey shorter

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Because the attention-starved outragists are clicking on it, seeing my comment then leaving empty handed, seething through their nose rings 😂

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Lemmy is being ruined by self-congratulary wankers that pretend to be offended on other people’s behalf

I liked your shitpost. It’s so shit it’s not even funny but I’m not going to pretend I give a single shit about some bint I never met or gave a fuck about

Mayoknees

Nice spelling, Wordsworth

Newcastle Summer?

Beer that tastes like rain, wet sausage rolls and tracksuit armpits, I’m guessing