You might’ve grown up thinking that was a proper bakery but it definitely isn’t

He’s lying, I saw Track Shovel in a cafe last week and it’s definitely just Dougie Jones in a massive latex fat suit

Not so much “Tread on me” as “Please stamp viciously and repeatedly on my testicles”

artisan

Supermarket

You may only pick one

Do yous not have proper bakeries?

A french bakery is called a boulangerie, because for centuries bread was prepared in a bowl, or boule. That gave the loaves a particular round shape, like an inverted bowl

Amazingly, it wasn’t until the late 17th century that someone thought, “You know what, I could make this into different shapes, like maybe a stick shape!”

gas station sushi

I didn’t know those 3 words existed in that combination and I’m frankly appalled that they do

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The holiday came about because that’s when the potato harvest is, and they needed schoolkids to work in the fields

Halloween has always been a thing in the UK though, it’s just more for little kids

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Nope, you just need the IBAN, you can put any name you want, for your own reference

I even get a warning on my banking app saying to triple-check the IBAN because that’s the only thing the transfer is based on

Haven’t thought about this guy for years -

Wtf is prime?

I can clearly see your nuts

How else would you see Boris’ Johnson?

Why would a greengrocer sell burgers

Coco Pops are just African American Rice Krispies

You spelled frog wrong

Surprised at a yank using the word “denigrate” without clutching their pearls at the etymology of it lol

Yeah like India

I was looking for Sadaam fucksake