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This caricature of George Bush disagrees

Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude

“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol

How did you manage to get shit posting wrong??? 🤯

I always thought he more closely resembled and overcooked hotdog

Wait, you mean he wasn’t going to be the original bass player for Metallica??? Lol

This is a factually accurate meme lol! He ratted out Jesse “The Body” Ventura for trying to start a wrestlers union way back in 1986!

You can’t. As more generations are born into a world where 24 hour a day surveillance, constant data tracking, and a monthly subscription for literally everything are the norms the expectation of any kind of privacy will sound like something from a history book.

Soon it will seem odd to people that anyone wouldn’t want every thought and action to be tracked and recorded by our corporate overlords. People who try to maintain any type of real privacy will be seen as misanthropic at best or highly suspicious at worst.

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

That Van Helsing looks like he’s been asked to leave the GameStop after saying something inappropriate to some teenagers lol

I haven’t had a Facebook since like 2017. The only thing from Meta I use is an anonymous Instagram page I use to follow a few different famous people/bands, but I never post anything there. It keeps trying to get me join Threads lol

Perfect for attending the Warped Tour circa 2003!

What’s on the other side? It sounds important

No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!

Yeah you’re right, they probably could have just used wifi instead.

According to their website, it is so the toilet can be paired to a Sanela control app which apparently can be used to control certain functional aspects of the urinal, as well as gives quick access to user manuals

Now if only we could find a way to hack this app, so that the toilet plays “It’s Raining Men” every time it flushes… Now that would really be something

I never have understood why people obcess over Oasis so much. They’re a good band and all, but some people act like they invented music lol

This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips