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What am I reading? 🤨

I actually prefer self checkout. Idk. I get it though.

Bugs Bunny 😁

The white MC Hammer.

Bickering about what generation is better. My favorite topic. 🙄

I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

It’s that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

🐕🐕🐕

My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢

It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊

Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don’t be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤

Wasn’t Hulk supposed to be a good guy or something? What happened to that? 🤣

I’m sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.

If you just go to a public restroom you know.

You don’t do this? 🤔

It took me a while to see it the wrong way. I was like"What’s the problem here?.. Oh now I see it. 😂"