This guy is both brave and heroic. He believes in setting them free to bath in the fresh air. So many women could learn from this guy and follow suit

I would send this reply - “As much as we would love to send you a wedding gift, we have been overwellmed in the upcoming months with wedding receptions that we have to attend and of course provide the happy couples gifts”

I never say NO when invited. If they are nice enough to ask I feel like I should go. But I get bored quickly. My fault Not their’s, and look for an early escape.

Just poor grammar which they learned at home growing up

Even though for me this is just a cultural holiday I wouldn’t want to be alone on Christmas Day. This sounds so phony but if I was you I would check out local churches that have special Christmas dinners for poor or homeless folks. It would give you something to do. You wouldn’t be alone. And you would feel grateful about your state in life compared to many others. Also - sorry about your dog. I’ve been through it several times and it was more crushing than the death of any human for me.

Even taking into account deviate sexual fantasies, I’m not sure what could be done with a candy bar

That’s logical solid thinking on your part

The first thing that caught my eye was that water bottle

Yep. I think they might have more fun doing something other than eating a snickers

Everyone needs to get some humor in their lives. It does wonders. It’s a completely JOKE post. Who would give any consideration to how many cocks a person handled before shaking hands with them. EVERYONE wipes their butt. Do rational people actually think about that before shaking hands? And what would be more accepable shaking a butt wiping hand or a cock handling hand?

I consider “shitpost” a great group for posting humourous and strange things. Geez, it’s not serious stuff. There are plently of other groups for serious discussion and debate.

Nice to read about a person that so appreciated the kindness of another that they were willing to extend a kindness to them

I’m not from a rural area so I can’t speak from experience but I would imagine legal hunting is allowed and those that engage in it use a gun and then actually consume the things that they hunt. Different enviornments create different social norms. What they eat from hunting is probably healthier than what we buy in a store. Though the thought of hunting turns my stomach. I’ve never done it. I would never even hit an animal with my car let alone shoot one. Rather break and allow them to cross the road.

If you squeeze the reindeer’s face does it’s nose get bigger?

Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled

It has to vary from person to person but I’ve never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is

thanks for encouraging me to “fix” it so I am perfectly aligned with you and “most people in this thread” I wouldn’t want to be able to think for myself

If someone actually wore this at a Christmas party you would be sweating as you resisted the urge to gently squeeze the head of that reindeer

Of course “bigoted” is in the eyes of the beholder. And those judging have no real idea if a person joking around is actually a bigot.

Honestly curious about this. I don’t think that people turn into homosexuals. They either are or aren’t at birth. But in the case of lesbians, which you raised, I wonder how many have at least once experimented with at least one hetero interaction which would involve penis holding

It’s like the guy kept trying to do it right but just couldn’t get it right so he said fuck it and just put in the window and used whatever was a round to plug the gaps