Guess it’s harder to go out and buy new mountain dew when you animorphed into a couch. So they probably stocked up on a lifetime supply before the transformation.

But what about all the kids crafts and hamster tubes?

Grotesk maybe. The curve of “h” doesn’t seem to go high enough. Otherwise pretty close.

Ah another comrade from the “wait it out” camp.

Nothing is sweeter than getting a 10 year old game for $1 when it cost $60+ release day. Since I’m always behind there is no shortage of options.

Chainsaws came from 40k.

Fun fact: IPA stands for Indian Pale Ale. They were called that because they were shipped from England to India during the ole’ days (1800s). The purpose was to preserve the beer via it’s long journey to India. They would mellow out during the trip.

Eventually some idiots locally decided the massively hoppy beer tasted good, so it became popular in England as well, but sold as “Pale Ales”. I’ll argue it was never meant for human consumption.

There ARE craft beers that incorporate less hops and I hate that craft beer is now synonymous with hops or IPA. I hate heavy hops, but love hefeweizens, weiss, stouts, brown porters, Belgian dubble/tripels, lambics, wheats, bocks…

“Oh no, Weredad!”

“I’m right here son!”

Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system for recreational use. Some states, even if it’s medical.

Yes it’s bullshit, but that’s the problem with it not being federally legal and companies in multiple states. You will probably lose if you fight it, use of marijuana is not protected and your employer is protected from you arguing it is because firing you for this still falls under “at-will” termination.

Only mentioning this to dispel the idea other folks will get away with this. You just got lucky it seems.

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, I can’t be helpin’ with that, matey! But if ye have other questions or be needin’ help with somethin’ else, feel free to ask, arrr!

The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

My notes during work meetings.

That’s a shart

Still fighting villains it seems.

Their number 1 song was “The Plop”

Honestly I left the shit show because of family and friends over sharing. I really don’t want to know when my little cousin failed “no nut November”

I’d rather ask him in person when he last ejaculated. Typical family greeting before we shake hands.

THAT’S OK BROTHER! WHEN I CRANK MY HOG IT’S HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! I’M JUST RELIEVED YOU ARE OK!