I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

I’m doing my part!

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

Where’s the money Lebowski?

40 000 iu? I always heard 10k iu is the upper limit for most people. Is this a typo or is there new research on safe levels?

Steve deez nuts

Dags?

I always read lmao as L’mao and it always makes me giggle a little bit.

Life, uh, finds a way.

You just made an enemy for life! - some mouse guy

Young me: what the heck is a beheading?

Oh…

The early internet was a wild place.

mmm butt antennae.

Nah, see, the other two legs are smaller at the top (back?) of the spiderouter.

at most, an 8th-grader

Phew, looks like my 6th grade education is finally paying off!

Don’t forget the cool cretins!

Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

I bought one just in the nick of time!

Okay, but what about if women meet a bear in a man suit?