6 dudes with no water for a week would be pretty easy to take on.

Seems like Guinea could set up some sort of diversion to the sea within their own territory and then hold all the water hostage over the other countries.

You know, if they were run by Nestle or something.

Hold on to your butts, there’s a wave of dipshits on their way to say “BuT a CoNsOlE iS sPeCiFiCalLy MaDe To PlAy ThEsE gAmEs!1!1!”

Being original is hard.

Also it’s a fucking console in a universe where PCs exist.

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Those are probably all for him. 34…

Regardless of genre, if your game is single player but doesn’t allow me to pause when I have a distraction arise, then I likely won’t choose to play it over another game that I can pause whenever I want to sneeze or whatever.

That marriage is DOOMED.

I’m hard of hearing as well. Good times.

Needing to be massive to deal with the increased gravity is about as dumb of a take as they could have taken.

Seems like a lot of devs don’t play their own games.

Not quite done? Slap an early access sticker on that bitch and move on to the next title.

Fair.

Upvote for a decent example. I didn’t know a modern version of this existed. The super old one is one of the few examples of a daring sports game I could think of.

You’re right, back in the 80s and 90s some devs actually had the balls to make interesting sports games.

20+ years of enshittification has caused me to overlook them.

If you haven’t played 2 hours of it yet, you should consider refunding and waiting for a humble bundle. Resident Evil is packaged there quite often with nearly the full series of games being about $25 or so sometimes, short of the most recent one, whichever it happens to be.

Yeah, waiting on a deep sale for this one.

Sports games are and have always been incredibly tame and boring.

I’m helping by providing direct evidence that gamers hate even mild inconveniences. I have hatred in my heart and soul for the EA launcher, for the Ubisoft launcher and for any other 3rd party launcher that isn’t steam.

Anything that isn’t the game itself is worthy of hate if it does anything but enhance the enjoyment of the game.

Launchers are also shit and should be eliminated. Aside from Steam who actually put in the work to make a decent one.