I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

Wait who is hating on Weird Al?! I still won’t forgive Prince’s dead ass for being mean to him.

I think you are forgetting good ol American gumption!

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

The ones here, you can’t mute. Pisses me off so bad I will refuse to back to a gas station. I have even pulled up seen the ads on another pump and drove off. I’m not a fucking captive! Congrats on losing money greedy fucks!

That fork has a lisp. And I can’t explain that.

I have a yahoo address with only five letters.

Visited his grave once. It’s really nice.

Every porn I have ever watched.

Bought water cooler when I built it. That was five years ago. No problems so far.

You see they want to be eaten.

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

Stop complaining about downvotes! They build character!

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.