O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.
Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.
May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.
Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.
I agree, coke should be lower.
I’m sorry, please forgive me!
Have we experimented with drum hexagons or any other sorts of shapes?
Left or right?
Your car must be hungry, does the food you provide it fulfil all of its dietary needs?
Are you okay?
If you think about it, life is just a series of hotdogs.
Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
They might mean this: https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us
At least you might get a raise finally.
I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.
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They put the school rubble in the ground for people to discover in 50 years.
Your brain being altered without your consent/awareness?
Aye aye cap’n
I accept your duel! I swing my fist in your general direction
Burrough turned into burrow and borough, both pronounced differently to brow, rough, trough, thought and through.
I hate English.