I’m not sure if this is inappropriate, but in the event of President Carters passing,it would be the ultimate honor if they were used (somewhat since they would be a bit old) to power his resting place/ visitation center. The guy was too pure for a world such as it is now, but he did okay

I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening

True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that

Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass

In the Lazurus pit, where else?

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

This is going the looong way around… when a proper functioning brain-cyber interface comes about, look out.