I could gladly listen to a song 5000 times, but when Spotify stops shuffling my playlist and plays the same 15 songs on repeat every day for a month I start to notice and get a little bothered! Don’t get me started on enhanced shuffle, either

I’ve seen that happen way more frequently recently and it’s getting pretty annoying

That actually just happened to me today, and yesterday, and probably the day before that too

Edit: it happened again today too, held up the entire lane!

Alright, I’ll bite. What’s it mean?

I don’t think there are that many ads, even if there were you could easily get rid of them by buying my cool Lemmy adblock that uses AI to recognize clever product placement and cover it up with a picture of dirt!

I made the mistake of taking the lady who can’t walk and had to be given a piggy back ride through THE WRONG WAY past the escaped convicts on the Humvee, and haven’t played since

I still want to go back though, I know I can make it through again.

It’s almost like he forgets, keeps trying, then makes a new post about it

Alright, alright, no more guys

No more

As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread

Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️

They tried making SpeedScript but big programming decided it was too fast for its time and shut it down

I can kill a mosquito by clapping my hands

The pig would probably think I’m petting it or something

Edit: for the record I mean no ill will, I just thought it was funny to say because well, mosquitos are tiny!

YES

Don’t forget “getting 1 response to your comment”!

Maybe garage is just a class styling for a generic “room” After all, it’s got 4 walls and a few doors

Found Billy Mitchell’s alt

No, it looks like something Windows automatically added to their chrome to enforce Bing, unless something changed recently and I didn’t know about it

How else are you going to fit the entirety of a piano, to scale, on your screen?

Rockstar making GTA online be like: “Computer, here is a 512mb json file please download it from the server and then do nothing with it”

Just like that AI powered rice cooker…

…that cooks rice exactly the same way every other rice cooker does

“it’s called being transparent. Oh no, not for us”

It’s a 5 digit number. That’s an order of magnitude more secure than 1234!