Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

“Oh right, cuz we’re trash.”

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

Dodge attack

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.

@CeruleanRuin We had no idea we were headed for our inevitable demise. I witnessed the Challenger explode when I was 4, one of my first memories. Red flag right out the gate.

Don’t go taking all the glory of living in a doomed world. Us 80’s babies are right there with you.

Nothing will deter me from cold cuts! Nothing!

I’m paying them? That’s news to me.

Spectator, of course.

It’s going to be so fun to see the rise and eventual fall in Jersey. Their disappointment gives me joy. Grinch smiling style.
Fuck the Jets.

Oh you’re one of those guys. All kidding aside, it should be an interesting season.

#MiamiDolphins #FinsUp

I’ve been watching sports my whole comprehensive life. Just last season, for the first time ever, I was older than the head coach of my team. I mean I still am, but you get it.

Wes Borland is so talented, it’s Rick-diculous.41 yr old fan of LB since I was 15.

Yeah you’re not missing much on facebook.

All hail Avis