must be regional I guess

are they? I just said “I didn’t know that that was how it is” out loud and both thats sound the same

🤔… would???

pissing all by yourself, handsome?

live smallpox cultures still exist in american and russian labs.

most people born after 1980 are not vaccinated against smallpox and do not possess the natural immunity boost that would come from environmental exposure to the disease.

in the 1500s the introduction of smallpox into the similarly unprotected peoples of the americas caused an apocalyptic population collapse.

“why are cancer rates increasing?”

9 years going strong I’m in the clear

nah no way because my town heavily chlorinates the tap water and that shit reeks like a swimming pool… or is someone pissing in the tap???

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I’m a soy boy

bouncing on the bag for the bag then getting the bag and bouncing

sounds about right. I don’t like acid personally but I dabble in shrooms once in a blue moon. last year I accidentally took a way stronger dose than I ever had and there was about an hour of feeling something like this,

panic attack with fatal tachycardia and hallucinations that encompass your fleeting existence

except I didn’t die of course and once the terror wore off I had a good time. the dose I took was high for me but for a real afficianado it was probably a small one.

death by too much LSD sounds like a uniquely awful way to go out

too fucking real

quality over quantity my friend

ngl I blocked them because I got sick of seeing stale memes reposted with vaguely related titles. I thought they were a repost bot but that might be going too far

real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth

yeah they must’ve been mistaken. the nose, ears, feet position, body shape, coat pattern, and lack of tail all give it away for me.

I have had both rabbits and guinea pigs and I can assure you this is a guinea pig

when pigs fly