I’d like to see a cookie notice that just says “it’s your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we’re gonna use them and you can safely assume we’ll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks.”

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

If you’re using the piped link, skip to 0:52

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Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.

How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

Yeah. I was very suspicious up until that last part, but it turns out it was her after all.

Oh Team Joe. I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but all of what would have been my discretionary income is servicing student loans.

I genuinely worry that as more clocks update themselves we will become complacent and will never be free from this tyranny.

But maybe we could reach a point where the clocks update every night so instead of shifting an hour at a time twice per year we can shift 20 seconds per day. I haven’t put much thought into this but I think it’s the next best solution after leaving the god damned clocks alone.

I hope he stole something to make all that worth it

Ok, but where’s my bread?

Sure, lemme just pass you on the right and then cut you off to get back over while you delude yourself into thinking you’re not creating the unsafe situation by refusing to follow the god damned law and fucking yield. Asshole.

I used to do that, but then my mom was in the ER and I kinda wanted to get there quickly and someone decided to play that game with me. I just get out of the way now.

Are you being serious? I can’t tell because you didn’t provide any clue what the benefit is. It looks pretty god damned stupid, so good luck dispelling that impression.

That only explains half of the WTF going on here. Why is there a freeway in the freeway?