smdh Chess hasn’t had a balance patch in like 200 years.

nerf knights plz chess.com

Alpha males ain’t shit. I’m a Neutrino male. Highest penetration power 😤

Kingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia ✅💯

I got accused of this the other day. Some random on Steam added me because he liked my profile pic. I was bored and decided to humor him. Two sentences in and he’s like “What’s with the ChatGPT sounding responses?”.

I honestly didn’t know how to react to that.

Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my Steam LinkedIn showcase!

That’s the actual original definition, which lasted all but five minutes in the left wing social zeitgeist before being co-opted by right wing lunatics to essentially be a catch-all phrase for “anything I don’t like”. It’s a convenient substitute for their old greatest hits album - “Socialism/Communism”, which was starting to get a little tired now that the cold war has been over for over two decades.

I actually just like the smell of it brewing. Heavenly.

Tastes like shit, though.

Sadly, there was also a box of Cheerios on the table, just not in this particular screenshot.

Disney’s Anthropomorphic Sexual Awakening: The Animated Motion Picture

I’m starting to forget that these things existed, because I’m old enough to remember a time when there was such a thing as a smoking/non-smoking section in restaurants but it feels like an entire lifetime ago that it was actually relevant to the point now where it would be a massive culture shock to see somebody light up indoors anywhere, let alone in a restaurant.

I like to point to indoor smoking bans and seatbelt laws as actual evidence of how a culture war backed up with science and facts can be sustained and won even against seemingly insurmountable odds to the benefit of society as a whole. In both of those cases, the data eventually won out against the multibillion dollar industries that were resisting regulation as well as the “muh freedom” crowd.

Vote Isopod! They will consume the detritus of America and return nutrients to it’s soils!

Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It’s literally sliced bread + heat.

All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

People who say they are only good because of the threat of eternal damnation are literal psychopaths.

Now I kinda want to see a “This meeting could have been a…” alignment chart.

This meeting could have been an email - Lawful Good

This meeting could have been rescheduled - Chaotic Good

This meeting could have been a potluck - Neutral Good

This meeting could have been a series of consecutive meetings - Lawful Evil

How2Drink on YouTube lol.this definitely seems like it would make the next episode of Cursed Cocktails.

You would have a step ledge

What are you doing step ledge? 🤭

Didn’t some celebrity just name their kid Raddix?

I just Googled it, it was Cameron Diaz.

When I hear Raddix, I think Raditz from DBZ.

Edit: Wait, Leviathan? Oh, so does this mean the name Behemoth is back on the table?

I never appreciated this as a kid even though there was plenty of pizza to go around for everyone back then. If any teachers are in this thread reading this comment, thank you. Thank you. It does make a difference, even if it’s a small gesture.

Yes, I too prefer burnt bean water over hot leaf juice. Sorry, Uncle Iroh.