I do not have a penis so I must ask…wouldn’t that hurt? Like a lot?

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

I dunno this sounds like a good time to me. If eating Parking Lot Peanutbutter Pie is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Smooth spread for smooth brain.

The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.

🎶Ompa lompa dumpity do, I have some methamphetamine ready for you 🎶

Thanks for the closure, I needed that.

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

Who do you think installed the countertop?

This is a good suggestion because in the Subnautica Below Zero you can play a custom game mode where you can turn off predator aggression, hunger, thirst, and freezing allowing you to roam to your hearts content without getting eaten.

Visual snow. I have it too. Really sucks when I want to look at the stars.

I played it on the switch and loved it. Didn’t really notice any major performance issues with it.

Seconding Disco Elysium. A lot of the ways I think about addiction are forever changed after playing that game.

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

That’s not very disco of you.

As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.

Checking in, am also women.

Ah, but of course!

Am women is legit. It happens.

As a homeowner? Person. While it might be terrifying to discover a hobo living in the attic, at least they won’t infest every electronic item I own. And they can’t fit into the walls.

I made the mistake of staying with a boyfriend who didn’t disclose his roach infestation until I was already there. My god. They were everywhere. They didn’t even run when you turned the light, just give me a wave with one leg like, hey, how you doing?