I would watch this show but it needs some kind of overarching plot where at the beginning of the episode he’s in a space ship that pulls up to each world and he gets beamed down or something.

Its like the US and Russia passing a blunt back and forth except the blunt is filled with afghans.

Discks

sir, this is lemmy shitpost. Here’s a citation for thinkin too hard, don’t let it happen again.

Disc = round

Disk = rectangular

If you’re too good at your job it makes everyone else look bad.

you’re just adjusting the water to milk solids ratio, diluting the already water-free milk powder. For maximum effect, snort the milk powder directly.

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Dickens

piss

The medical system ended up using the metric system anyway

bt doesn’t have huge range and afaik the max number of active devices bt can use simultaneously is 7.

Seeing as they could accomplish basically the same thing with an indicator and a QR code, its crazy a bt chip and antenna were both used in this. My only remaining question: how is it powered?

what does it look like when a universe smiles?

literal take on shitposting

I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a “makeup wearing soyboy” and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power

Cutest upgrade

This is how FPTP elections work, unfortunately, and this will always be the case unless we switch to parliamentary system elected by proportional voting.

trump is pretty braindead at this point. I’m pretty sure if he was beheaded he would keep talking for several days but wouldn’t make any less sense

He also killed a shitty ex president everybody hated; more like killing george bush. Like if an Iraq war vet killed George Bush or Dick Cheney tomorrow the entire US would probably say the same thing, in fact it might be the one thing that could unite all of america.