FartsWithAnAccent

Most of these apps are communication apps that need the mic lol, you 100% could have picked better, way more egregious examples.

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Son of a bitch, we’ve reached peak jeanpost.

What the hell is that?

Time to jrew some joffee

Nope.

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

Breathing so I can make money while I sleep.

I usually only see those in hotels. Every place I’ve lived in allowed the adjustment of pressure and temperature. If you live in a place that doesn’t, you can also buy shower heads that can adjust the pressure btw.

Ok, our windows can open from the sides or tops as well :D

Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

I haven’t noticed any slowdowns with Firefox and Ublock Origin.

10/10

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THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!

Eagle > Bic, just saying.

Looks like she’s an actual author. Couldn’t tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

That’s because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

This is going to be how I order iced coffee from now on.