There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Fantastic

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

It’s just sleeping.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!