What the fuck did i read? I want to put bleach in my eyes and hope that some of this bleach reaches my brain where memory is stored so i can forget i ever read this

I just used the drill i have laying around to poke my eyes out…I will proceed to drip bleach into my eyeholes hoping it will reach the correct area of my brain to erase the memory i ever read this!!!

Imagine beeing in NZ working in a local store in the end of the 90s and some fucking hobbits showing up, buying beer. And the driver is waiting in the car and its Aragorn Arathorns son, king of Gondor and a dwarf sits in the backseats

The middle circle contains small parts of motives from these novels: Handmaids tale: descending women rights etc