Authentication is such a fucking low bar and, even if it wasn’t, most attorneys seem too tech retarded to even make the argument.

Of course every judge I’ve met hasn’t been much better, so stupid arguments sometimes prevail (“tech scary” does the work).

Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.

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That was my spray in TF 2 for a while. Had to pay it forward, right?

Good times.

Try Harder.

Not everyone has the capacity to make it through college.

The sheer quantity of stupid people that exist is staggering.

And really depressing.

Because I want to be like ‘who gives a shit what those frothing retards perceive as scary’ but… There are just so many.

And they are so easy to steer with fear.

Maybe that’s the trick?

Try something like “Coal causes abortions and makes white baby Jesus cry!” with a dash of ‘Muslim folks can’t use Nuclear power!’