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7·2 months agoHe looks like a perfectly roasted turkey 🦃 🍗 …
11·2 months agoKayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
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Darwin Awards
An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipients have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes do not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though
Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump
Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
It’s got what it takes
You know it’s AI because the hat isn’t on backwards this time
The Josh Hawley fist pump is often exhibited by cowards under duress
Good. Good. Let the hatred flow.
What are they doing to Old black man?
He’s just trying to nap