I’ve eaten it. It’s basically a slighty jazzed-up Dave’s single burger with a sauce I’ll call “interesting” instead of having their normal ketchup/mustard/mayo (personally hate mayo on burgers). It’s tangy with a little spice/zest (cayenne?) and I didn’t think it was great. Interesting novelty, but I won’t be having it again.

And batshit crazy weird. Let’s not forget that

Lock this monster up

Titties dragged through the garden?

Then as a man, I choose to act like a girly-Man©. See? Has Man© and that symbol makes it official. That means I can do anything <‘ronswanson meme.jpg’> Checkmate. Easy victory

People of walmart…man, i just don’t know what to expect anymore. The Jerry Springer of superstores?

Ah yes

SMB had gay scenes?

Have we all agreed to a silly name for the hairstyle?
Was it “broccoli head”?

TL;DR

New Game with huge matchmaking issues vs Older Game with no matchmaking issues

Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I’m already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend

Or some other mall ninja “gear”