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  • Holy hell the entirety of Lemmy just exposed themselves as retarded jobless people.

    Six lobe, or torx, is fucking awesome when screwing in serious screws. It’s the reason why it replaced all philips and most hex heads.

    Slotted screws are the fucking worst. You guys have never worked a blue collar job in your lives 🤣😂😭









  • DaBabyAteMaDingo@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldTrue Story
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    10 months ago

    Lol they’re just trying to be nice - they see the effort and wanna let you know.

    My husband, many times, has been looking at me, admiring me, and complimenting me on how naturally beautiful I am without realizing I just filled my eyebrows in that day and have darker lashes rather than blonde lashes.

    Your husband can’t help it if you don’t rock your real natural self from time to time. You know damn well you try to avoid not wearing any makeup at all and use some to feign “natural beauty”.






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    11 months ago

    It’s the most important part! Remember, when you’re filling out your dating profile, keep the salary figure within reason or they’ll know you’re being yourself a little too hard.

    I always find that “a little over six figures” is just vague enough to get you out of a jamb should they find out about your disgusting financial situation! Almost like saying you’re six feet tall: who’s gonna prove you’re really 5’-9" unless they measure you!