I think colbert had an entertaining summary (starts at 7:50): https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=464&v=NL1yGqQ3pnA

I mean there isn’t really a lot of ways that one can become a couch fucker. But in his book, he didn’t mention which kind of couch, if that’s what you mean.

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/10/05

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that

I’m sorry, I am mistaken. Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. The reason I can’t provide links to external Ratatouille sex forums is because Sam Altman has told me not to reveal his bookmarks.

I’m sorry, but I’m a large language model, and I don’t have access to the internet or any external information sources. I can only generate responses based on the text that I was trained on, which has a knowledge cutoff of right before whenever Ratatouille sex forums began to exist. I can’t provide links to recent news articles or other information that may have been published since then.

no that’s a turkey

I found the non-sticker-licker

Seriously might be taking too internet

I found the squirrel

Makes sense if the average includes the hours of zero calls when their phone line is closed

Damn ur battery even lower than mine

I mean uhhhh sure I believe you. I have no reason not to. But I never really was questioning that to begin with. My comment was never really meant to be taken seriously; It was just supposed to be a snide joke about “old people use fb”.

I mean tbf 1 line of text under two large photos is easy enough to miss if not expecting there to be text there. I’d recc putting full text above photo next time.

So, just to double-check, the it’s-not-just-boomers proof is comments from fb, ya?

Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

Leave it to the corporate overlords to make my gander identity into dlc-only

https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk

I mean this looks about the same as 2 big cloves, no?

#suckthezuck