My grandpa would just use the temples/end parts of his glasses to clean his ears…

I don’t know if I have ever used an exclamation point in a work email.

My issue is usually how to phrase asking someone for something, when I am actually commanding them for something.

Lol. Pretty sure those were just female turkeys.

A jake is also a bit more sleek, you may just not seen a tom yet.

I don’t even know how to find new communities that aren’t part of my instance. Is there some place that just lists them by date created?

The tabled MegaSD card…

I say we send them to Mars. “Congratulations, you won capitalism. Now time to play on hard mode”

It’s only the game Monopoly in that it shares the same name and uses a Monopoly board… It’s a completely different game, and it sucks.

For me it’s tongs.

Oh I should market this idea, maybe polish up the slogan. I will pay all users half of the ad revenue, which they can see tick up on their browser…

Then it will be super invasive and vacuum up as much user data as possible, but not mention it to the users, so they don’t think to quantify it.

2.0 is the 360 one, I have one in my basement because Gamestop didn’t want it.

I like how they had to clarify that you van only get a half hour with the waltz… if you are going to be doing the trot, you only get like 28 minutes of dancing off that bread.

Nope. No butter, no jam, just bread. Even toasting is discouraged, lest you toast away too many calories.

Ah shit, I just read the sign…

It detected a child when you put your tostinos pizza rolls in their Kyle!

Sam Bankman Fried looks and talks like half of the people I know who failed out of college, and people trusted him with billions.

Jokes on them, I have a Gen1 Kindle that won’t even connect to wifi.

Took me a long time to realize it wasn’t slut life.

I just downloaded, the only restaurant listed is a McDonald’s like 10 miles away… I got a lot of adding to do 😅

I wish they had some fake points and a competition

Oh… and the Arby’s that used to be in the town over is labeled “Honey baked ham”

Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

Now I am imagining otters working in a meat processing plant.