Cap

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

I see nothing but winners here.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

This is how R2-D2s are made!

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Well…spit it back out I guess.

What a waste of a $200+ text book!

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

I see AI has nightmares too.

Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Elon bought Box?

Knowing my luck I’ll get the Poltergeist house.

I’ve been to a dine-in movie theater that had QR codes for the menu. Problem is, I typically don’t bring my phone to a movie AND since you can order during the movie, who wants people turning their phones on to read a menu?

I’m just glad people are still naming their kids Tony.