https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/why-do-autistic-people-like-trains

Stolen meme aswell

from random import uniform
from time import sleep

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')

Literally me

Lol, sure they are both bad, but to go as far as to call them equally bad would just be misinformation. I’ve found that it’s really rare for two sides to be “just as bad”. They are essentially almost always not, and calling them so would often mean that the person in question isn’t that knowledgeable in the subject.

Debian’s pretty good, but you can always use RHEL with a free account too